Raptor here.
Like all things in life, this too is doomed to fail.
5. David Lettermen will get lazy, cut his nightly Top 10 in half and then sue to shut us down.
This is a legitimate fear. Have you seen some of his lists lately? He's starting to go the Meet the Spartans/pop references substituted for actual humor route.
4. I kill McBane
McBane is a notorious button pusher. If anyone can push me over the edge to a point where I'd watch them bleed out slowly like a pig at slaughter, drive down to the quarry fill there belly full of rocks and dance gleefully as they slowly sink down into the town water supply, it's my good buddy McBane. Not that I've given this much thought.
3. Readers won't get the references
I often get accused of referencin obscure ass shit. I thought my Kissinger detente jokes would go over well on Dark Age of Camelot. I mean you have to be pretty fucking nerdy to be playing that shit anyways. Obviously, there were not alot of poli-sci majors in the guild.
So let's start with the title. It comes from High Fidelity, but the book not the movie. For some reason Cusack felt he needed to Americanize the last name Fleming. Now the movie is pretty great, but the book was truly amazing. If you ever have any female friends who say they don't understand minds of men, give them the book. But I digress...
2. The Advanced Alien Technology Will Not be Defeated By Your Burnt Out Ex Minor League Brother-in-law and Your Daughter Who Can't Put Her Half Empty Cups of Water into the Sink
I'm not necessarily overly worried about this one, but that latest video of the alien looking head peering into the window kinda creeps me out. I'm not to Agent Mulder levels of paranoia, but it's something to keep in mind.
1. I'm Fucking Lazy
I'd elaborate, but it would kind of defeat the point
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